Which dog always wins the race?

The one with the comfortable lead!

How do angry people tie their shoes?

With a crossbow!

What's big, purple and smells horrible?

A monster's bottom!

What's the best way to buy wallpaper online?

Just cut and paste!

Here at last: the funny jokes that every nine year old needs to know.

A power pack of punchlines that's sure to get grandfathers groaning, mothers moaning and best friends begging for more.

They're all in here: the classics, twisted originals, and brand new awesome jokes. It's easy to read with illustrations throughout for extra guffaws, making this a book that kids will love from the very first page.

Give that nine year old the chance to be top dog with the smartest gags around!