The Membership of the Royal College of Physicians (MRCP) exam is known to be grueling war between the internal medicine aspirant and two, huge chunks of paper carrying 100 (MCQs) each. A bit challenging for a South Asian doctor to understand the proclivities of infections, autoimmune conditions, and other cases. What is common for us is not what is commonly asked. What is commonly asked may not be what is commonly encountered. In every aspect possible, our demographic and our perception of this demographic are different. An effort to bridge that difference with the universal language of medical science.